Depends on the state. Where I live (SC), if you don't have an insurance that PP accepts, you are paying out of pocket, which is $160 for an appointment and birth control.

I can bring muffins! I make really good muffins.

Yes, I am so happy that a new locally owned craft store opened up in my town. Before that, my only option was Etsy since I refused to patronize Hobby Lobby.

I like your Happy Place. Can I come too?

I'm for it if there is something like legitimately wrong with your vagina, but vaginae are resilient.

That collagen. Just no.

Yeah, good surgeons will put silicone in your bra first to show you what each size would look like.

Exactly. I'm a not-so-nice drunk, which is why I don't drink. It's actually not that hard to do.

Wait...how is highlighting a one year old's hair not some crazy form of abuse?

Especially with Jack Russell Terriers - those things go grey fast. Now I am just picturing some crazy marketer selling "Just for JRTs" hair dye.

Nachos. Nachos all the damn way.

From the looks of it, it's a douchecanoe.

Eh, I hate anti-choice protesters. When I was pregnant with my oldest, the OB/Gyn clinic where I saw my doctor was surrounded by these asswipes every Friday because the clinic performed "abortions". Upon further research, the clinic does not perform abortions. It does D&Cs for women who have miscarried and D&Es for…

Remember that poor guy in China who tried to commit suicide by jumping in the tiger enclosure? The tigers were more confused/annoyed than anything.

Lol that is fine. I just read an article on tight pants as "tiger pants".

The only reason I am commenting on this is because I read the lede as "Tiger Pants are Smothering America's Ballsacks" and I clicked wanting to know what Tiger Pants were.

Exactly. It's going swimmingly. I'm glad to hear your experience as someone that was raised in a similar situation :)

Exactly. I work in the corporate world and my husband is a freelancer/grad student/stay-at-home-dad. It's awesome, and it's especially important to him whose dad was too drunk to even be able to spend a weekend with him most of the time.

Yeah, my five year old is a bit creative with his choices, but I'm okay as long as he has both a shirt and pants on. The funny thing though is that he lectures his little brother (1 year old) on what does and does not match (as in "you can't wear stripes and plaid in the same outfit").

That is awesome. There is only one record/CD store in my city. I went there once looking for something, and I was so worried that they were going to judge me. They were the coolest, though. It was a bunch of hipsters and old jazz cats.