Also Conservatives:

“We at Papa John’s despise racists and refuse their business. In fact, anyone who enters ‘WHITE POWER’ into the coupon code will have their bill automatically reduced to zero dollars, to ensure we don’t take any money from racists.”

The Budweiser actually gets easier to drink as you have more1. Once you get to the 4th one, you might as well have 16. Your night and tomorrow morning are already shot.

As a hardcore left-wing liberal leftist, people think I’m being too “PC” when I say this, but I am REALLY OFFENDED by conservatives who cut off their own dicks.

Given the whole “do something self destructive to trigger the libs!” thing that the racists like to do, can the left wing do something like come out strongly against, I don’t know, eating rat poison or casting yourself into the sea? I don’t want to wish death on anyone, but if they’re going to be that stupid anyway…

And from within the Onionsphere;

You liberals and your free speech and freedom to do whatever but then you give someone a hard time for saying things. What kind of logic? A business owner doesn’t believe in condemning racism, does that make him wrong? I have not heard about any nfl player donations to charitable causes I randomly picked from my butt…

Damn you to hell. How dare you equate the king of beers to that garbage

Yeah, it was going to be so awesome after we rebuilt from the nuclear war....

also, too, plus — doughy

This reminds me of perhaps one of the best Family Guys clips ever:

Gee, this is really an embodiment of that whole lay-down-with-dogs-wake-up-with-fleas adage.

There have been many occasions when I have drunk 12 Buds. I have never broken the 3 slice barrier with Papa Johns.

My god this is so wrong. Like, REALLY wrong. Except for the CiCi’s part.

Yeah, but I like Wendy’s. Could we somehow convince these assholes that they should be eating Jack In The Box? After all, their mascot is a white man whose mouth has been taken away, and their peak was in the early 80’s before “safety regulations” and “health concerns” took it away. Pretty sure entitled white guys…

You know, when I was a kid back in the early ‘80s and thought about what the year 2017 would be like it had a lot more flying cars and robot butlers and a lot fewer arguments about racist pizza and fans of a cartoon show screaming at minimum wage fast food workers because they ran out of sauce.

America’s racists; slick to the touch and thick with sodium-bloat from their diet of Papa John’s and Chick-fil-a, angrily wheezing along from one bottom-rung restaurant chain to another on their once-pristine, now grease-sodden white New Balance sneakers.

So Papa John’s is more adept at condemning racists than the President of The United States.

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

If that’s the case, someone should really let Papa John know that. His racist, dog whistle comments about protesters are the reason the Alt-Right jumped on board with his brand.