David Cross reminds me of when Liz Lemon goes to her high school reunion on 30 Rock. She doesn’t want to go because she was an awkward geek that nobody liked.

The dog ate his letters of condolences. And he’s *cough* got chickenpox. And smallpox. He’s very ill, you *cough* should let him rest for a few days and stop asking about those letters.

I sure hope he waits until he’s imprisoned to die.

“So generally I would say that I like to call....I will be calling”.....Too pathetic for words....He knows he’s lying.....

He does that quite a lot actually - tell an outrageous lie, then walk it back somewhat before even drawing another breath.

It’s fascinating to me how Trump can’t talk about any topic big or small without comparing himself to other presidents and how he does that thing better than they did.

I really like “they’re going to be going out either today or tomorrow” - that’s exactly what I say to someone at work when I haven’t started the assignment that they’ve asked me about. 

I can’t imagine anything more horrific than having to listen to Donald after your child died in combat. Probably calls at 7 in the morning as part of a presser. Messes up your child’s first name. Messes up your last name. Gives a bland word about how great your child is. Mentions that he still prefers soldiers who…

You know what I never see on an....anytime ever basis? Regular people wearing a flag pin. That’s not true. I’ve seen a homeless person who yelled at me when I tried to give him change wearing a flag pin. This awesome skinhead was wearing a flag pin (and a Confederate belt buckle!) on his jacket. The point is, I don’t…

I’m convinced that everyone around Trump now thinks they’re the Machiavellian schemer that is going to have all the power once this shit collapses. They all know he’s a buffoon, they’re just waiting in the wings to take over.

I love the qualification, even as he’s speaking “most of them didn’t make calls, a lot of them didn’t make calls...”

That’s even worse though— meeting in person is a bigger gesture than calling on the phone.

I hate every asshole who made, and continues to make this shit possible.

Right-Wingnuts sure love their chickenhawks and flag-pin patriots.

MSNBC just did a live interview with the brother of one of the soldiers that was killed...he said the family had not received a call, or a letter as of about an hour ago.

I’m 99% sure he didnt write the letter himself. 80% sure he signed it with a golden sharpie though.

I’m putting odds at 70% that Trump still hasn’t called any of the parents, though it is possible an intern has written the letters.

Goading North Korea into WWIII, totes okay.

Calling out sexual harassers and collaborators, shut down.

F*&k you Twitter.

Rose loses her shit on Twitter and is suspended. Our fucking President loses his shit on Twitter and gets rewarded like some god damn heavyweight boxing champion. This world has gone fucking upside down!!!

Not 100% related but as someone revisiting a lot of cartoons and comics from the 80s and 90s... let’s just say jokes about Trump’s greed and craziness as a person are nothing new, I’ve seen Trump references in everything from Moon Knight comics to Ghost Busters episodes.