“#RaisedRight”

And she looks like Ivanka...

How is it possible for a 71 year old man to have ZERO social graces???

I can’t bring myself to watch the video. I’m already cringing too much.

“Dassey was suffering cognitive issues and enrolled in special education classes” I guess I understand why this is an important detail, but I also sort of think it’s not important. Completely average people get coerced into false confessions. Especially freaking 16 year olds.

They sell cheesecake. The place could be covered with black velvet Elvis posters and Thomas Kinkade paintings and I would still go there.

Audiences and critics are so stupid. Don’t they know there’s nothing more fascinating than a white man in his 50's running around, pretending to be Indiana Jones? 

Somewhere, Nicole Kidman is reading this and cackling.

Picture of said teens. Apparently they were looking for a g-g-g-g-ghost.

You know, aside from the horror of the headline, having a baseline age for prosecution is something I believe is right and needed. The whole purpose of childhood is to learn boundaries. Clearly this kid needs help, jail isn’t remotely help.

you know the apocalypse is closer than ever when shit like this starts happening in Canada.

My question is why would Sandy Hook Promise ask her to host in the first place given her associations? It’s not at all surprising that she would give coverage to this nut bag, and I don’t understand why they expected better from her.

You ever find yourself in a situation so ridiculous that you kind of float out of yourself and look at it like “how have my life choices led me here?” That’s me, daily, right now.

“Is this life?”

We were always idiots but now the biggest idiots have the loudest platforms.

Well what exactly is this interview? Is she going to make him look like a fucking idiot on TV, or she going to parrot all his points and nod along? If she actually challenges him and shows him to be full of shit, that might actually be interesting.

I mean, this seems like common goddamn sense. What did she think was gonna happen? Is everyone a fucking idiot now? Am I an idiot? Are we all idiots? Is this life?

Jessica Alba has been dead to me ever since she sued The Honest Toddler for copyright infringement, despite the HT blog being established first.

He would probably put it in a ziplock of $100 bills

He must have dropped it in the toilet and now has it sitting in a ziplock of rice.