I was really counting on the flying cars to make the dystopian future worth it. But here we are, dystoping our peasant asses off with not a flying car to be seen. What a ripoff.

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”

HOW DARE YOU GOOD SIR

A reminder...

There’s no chorus, just you and a couple of other people who hate beautiful things.

It’s terrible, but I love it anyway.

The original Dirty Dancing is a cinematic masterpiece and is probably the most effective sex education that most Americans have ever received.

I HOPE SWAYZE HAUNTS YOU IN YOUR DREAMS LATER!

It was a garbage movie that was weirdly effective due to the chemistry of its excellent cast. Which is why it was entirely predictable that the remake would suck harder than a Dyson.

I seriously want to fight you.

Bless your heart.

What’s shocked me most however was not the bombing, or the trolling, but the people on twitter who were trending #PrayForAriana, not caring for the victims of the attack but for a singer who was probably the first to be evacuated.

I don’t think they’re allowed to take responsibility for ham.

Yeah but people feel like they “know” her. She’s less anonymous. It makes sense to focus your sympathy on someone that feels more tangible. People do it all the time. Do you really think that people saying pray for Ariana aren’t concerned with everyone else? I think a more generous reading is warranted.