Oh kindly shut up, James Cameron. Go back to making Dances With Smurfs 2.

My husband is deploying to Afghanistan next year.

What do you mean?! As the speech went on, more people showed up it was so engaging. Republicans showed up. Independents showed up. Democrats showed up. It was the biggest freedom love-gathering America has ever seen. There were fireworks. There was juggling. There were show ponies. It was a festival of American…

We’re happy you’re here!

Also, is Phoenix in the running for America’s worst city? Who am I missing?

We teach our children “museum hands”, which is nothing more than “hands behind your back when you’re in a museum”. Shame more adults don’t do this. See also, “Look with your eyes, not with your hands.”

“ Just everything about it felt arbitrary. Like, why are we here? Why would people live in this place?” - EMA, on South Dakota

Read a book.

This is wonderful and hilarious.

May the line wait times be ever in your favor.

I think I’m going to be sick... I start teaching a high school US Government class tomorrow.

Clearly you don’t follow Texan news. Yesterday We forced Richard Spencer to cancel his WLM rally planned for 9/11 of all days! None of Ya’ll have done that. Thousands of us were ready to show up at College Station to protest him and his ilk. I personally would have driven 8 hours to be there. And I still might as I…

This is even more obvious when you consider that many of them were erected, not after the civil war, but in response to various civil rights demonstrations throughout the early and mid 1900's as a blatent threat to African Americans and promise to stay committed to white supremacy.

But I’ve been yelling on the internet all weekend. What could I possibly do that is more than that?

I grew a vagina just for the occasion and it slammed shut and boarded itself up like windows before a hurricane.

I’m also a guy and I didn’t notice my inner vagina doing anything but my testicles tried to ascend back into my body.

As a guy, even I can confirm my inner vagina did just that.

And involves copious amounts of sweat-both boobage and otherwise. Like, I put on a sportsbra as my workout. Then I take it off to cooldown. Then I never exercise again.

I envy you this anecdote. And I hugged Ruth Bader Ginsburg once.