Omarosa Manigualt Newman’s Unhinged

Yeah I want to read Bolton’s book, but will not pay a dime for it, so I’m going to wait til a pdf or kindle file gets on bit torrent.  Which ought not to take too long, as I’d imagine more than a few like minded people will rush to get this out for free.

“say thank you, I don’t hear thank you enough anymore”

nah, fuck you bitch. you earn thanks and respect. if not being thanked for nothing and having your order delayed makes you cry, you should NOT be in any position of authority.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say if not getting your Egg McMuffin in a timely manner causes you to flip out like this you have no business working in law enforcement and carrying a firearm.

She’s used to people offering to pay for her stuff and now she has to WAIT for her egg mcmuffin. THIS CANNOT BE A COINCIDENCE. /s

Let’s check on her police department for recent brutality complaints, because it looks like the threshold for “I fear for my life” seems to be a lukewarm hash brown.

The part about not taking care of the handicapped son is just disgusting.

Waiting an extra couple minutes for an Egg McMuffin causes a woman to spiral into teary freakout ending with her fearing for her life.
What police force thought handing a gun and a badge to Cop Karen was a great idea? WTF!? The local public pool has more stringent screening for their teenage lifeguards.

Every time I think The Sexual Predator Who Lost the Popular Vote couldn’t get any lower, he goes ahead and goes even lower. Or in this case, he was this low quite a while ago. I also wish Mary had spoken up a lot sooner, but she was probably working through the trauma of being part of such a fucked up family and just…

Anyone that has a sobbing meltdown over waiting for fast food needs to have their gun removed and to have their fitness for duty evaluated. 

Love that she snuck in there that she did the mobile order so other people wouldn’t “pay for her stuff.” You know you’re in a trod-upon profession when people are always offering to pay for your shit. 

Let’s not forget all those Starbucks coffees with “Pig” on them... because the police ordered them online with “Pig” set as their name.

FYI, at a press Q&A yesterday (right? pretty sure it was yesterday), Trump and Barr had no idea the book was already out in the ether and was just waiting to be sent to bookstores next week for purchase. Seriously?

There is no magic bullet which is going cause all of Waddles the Orange Hippo’s followers to abandon him, but a steady menu of ‘things that make him go ballistic’ could have a significant effect. These last few months appear, to me at least, to have had a significant effect on the way he looks. His weight is definitely…

I would very much appreciate it if Jezebel could give a chapter by chapter accounting of what is in Bolton’s book because while I want to know the gruesome details, I don’t want to give Bolton any money towards his enterprise - information that he should have volunteered in a timely manner for free.

Where the hell was she in 2016 when she could have made a difference at the beginning?

While people have been saying this is just another tell-all and there’s nothing special to learn or that it doesn’t change anything, I’m sure that’s true on some level. However, this tell-all has a through line of revenge. The Trumps made this lady and her nephew suffer. She has a degree in psychology and knows from…

All we need to know about Eric is that he’s a failed Buffy vampire extra.

I wouldn’t look to Celebitchy for accurate information about anyone and definitely not about Will or Kate, the bloggers there pull everything out of their ass. They were even shitting all over Sasha Exeter earlier.

The only thing I’d suggest is that this line doesn’t strike me as correct: “Their first instinct was to react with fear...”.  I think rather, their first reaction was to act like they were in charge and that the person they were talking to was not their equal.