That part. Also; “The school district was subpar, they only had one guidance counselor!” I seriously doubt that it was as horrible as she says it was.

Probably. Or write a nice fat check for each of her professors that semester. 

Thank. You. That is what made me roll my eyes so hard I saw my damn hippocampus. There are people with SO much less money and connections than you with children who also have learning disabilities that STILL get them the best possible education. Don’t you dare use that as an excuse, Felicity.

I will always fuck with Daryl. Fuck yeah 

People enjoy watching hot messes. It’s why rubbernecking is a thing 

Thank you! I’ve been looking for a popcorn eating gif that doesn’t include MJ. Bill Hader FTW!

Because she’s conventionally attractive, white, and married to Jason Sudekis (who I imagine has a lot of connections in the comedy world).

Okay, when are we putting him in a home? Please, just stop, Woody. 

Ali Wong’s stand up specials on Netflix made me laugh so hard I almost pissed my pants she was phenomenal. I adore Catherine O’Hara, she kills every scene she’s in on “Schitt’s Creek.” I still straight up belly laugh at The Carol Burnett Show too, and SNL skits of Gilda Radner (RIP).

Yeahhh, I’ve noticed that myself about her. I feel like the reason for her popularity in those circles is because of how memeable she is and that you can turn pretty much any screenshot of her into a gif that can be used for a reaction.  

Ahhh Trisha Paytas. Or as I like to call her, “Anna Nicole Smith without the charm or self awareness.” 

Mmmhm, they did; Mr. Knowles’s infidelity notwithstanding (I kid, I kid).

Okay but is anybody really surprised by this? The woman is engaged (for the 3rd time) to Colin Jost. She clearly has horrible taste in men she surrounds herself with.

David Lee Roth may be a pain in the ass to work with and a horn dog (least back in the day he was rumored to be one), but a liar he is not. 

Damn, I didn’t know that about Miss Tina. Props to her!!

Who told her that was a good look? Oh honey, fire you stylist....

God, idk what ruined her appearance more: the drugs or the horrible plastic surgery 

Ahhhh you beat me to it!!

IIRC PA does. Possibly MD also? 

And I’m still salty about that....