Your story scared me the most, girl. I think because Tim is a person whose still alive and can still harm you. While I believe in ghosts (to a certain degree, at least), it’s still not scientifically proven that they are real (not trying to discredit anybody’s stories). Tim is a real threat, one that cannot be gotten…

24 YO me shouldn't think he's cute either, but here we are. I'm glad I'm not the only one, haha. Also, the Goldblum is love, the Goldblum is life.

My sexual awakening was when I was 14. I went and saw “Batman Begins” with a bunch of my friends and the moment that Christian Bale is walking out of the prison in the beginning and he’s all dirty and his cheekbones are just..ughhhh. I left that movie theater a different person (btw I was born in 1991). I always…

You forgot Kelly Ripa as Joan and Michael as Don Draper from “Mad Men.” For some reason those costumes made me irrationally angry and idk why. Maybe it's because I have an irrational hatred for Kelly Ripa

I've been laughing at this comment for the past 3 minutes straight. Omg

Ewwwww!!

Jason was such a bro, and had the personality of a piece of balsa wood. Tommy was where it was at. He was a black belt with a ponytail!

Ughhhh gross. Now is this a freshmen in college or a freshmen in high school? Either way it's gross

Like in “Beetlejuice”?? Hahaha

I have never rolled my eyes further back into my head than as I did when I read that tweet. Ughhhh

I feel like she talked about food a lot on Twitter even before she was pregnant (which is fine with me, bc food is awesome). Or maybe I’m just imagining things

Hahaha so true on that last statement

Omg, you are so right about that. There is a reason why I don't teach past 5th grade, and it's because pre-teens/teenagers are the woooorst

Bahahaha omg that’s great! Power Rangers were my jam back in the day, and Tommy the white/green ranger was my very first crush. I think I have a picture of me and my sisters in our costumes the year I dressed as the Pink Ranger. I’ll have to try to find it sometime

My sisters and I were never spanked, but we definitely had our mouths washed out with soap a few times (apparently that’s now considered child abuse in multiple states). My dad had a workshop downstairs in our basement and he made a wooden paddle that had one of our names on each side of it (even my mom’s name was on…

Same! Screw the chair, let me smash it like I saw the Zord do on “Mighty Morphin Power Rangers”!! (I was super into Power Rangers as a little girl. My parents even dressed me as the Pink Ranger for Halloween)

Ooooh, him in “Casper” did things to my young, 5 year old self that I was not sure how to respond to. He was such a cutie!

Kaitlin Olson (from “Always Sunny”) is severely underrated. She deserves more praise for the physical comedy she does (she does all her own stunts on “Sunny,” right down to when she rammed her head into the side of a car when she was stealing shoes in an earlier episode).

YES, thank you. I like Amy Schumer and I think she has a lot of great moments (especially on her show), but her “ladies like sex! Ladies can be gross too!” schtick gets old after awhile bc it’s so played out. When she’s skewering society’s views on women (last fuckable day, 12 angry men parody), she’s awesome and has…

Geez, yeah I can definitely see why that would rub you the wrong way. Even just reading it did that to me. That sounds sort of like my one student’s parent, but not too much. I think this parent is just clueless and has no concept of appropriate child-care