Great story! I’m not saying or implying that this was the cause for you, but your highs and lows sound a lot like what I experienced when I was using one particular anabolic steroid in college. The one I used was a blend of several different testosterones, so perhaps your body reacted to the increased activity with a…

I KNOW SO MANY NEVAEHS PLEASE HELP

Actually, it’s Ms. Chanandler Bong.

If you don’t want it pronounced that way then don’t put the accent on it. Accents are not lace doilies, they don’t just dress up the letters, they change how they sound.

I just googled and apparently the “é” in Raven-Symoné’s name is NOT pronounced. It’s the same as “Simone.” Now THAT is a crime against the accent aigu.

I wonder if I’ll enjoy not reading this version any more than I enjoyed not reading the original.

i was about to say that too.

Erin, if you’re losing toe nails, you may want to venture out and try some different shoes. I have progressed through 4 different shoes before finally settling into New Balance MR00’s. While you may not be able to just START with a minimal shoe like that, I no longer lose toenails. I lost the nail on my index(?) toe…

‘Wait a minute, who’s going to tell the thick black girls that they’re sexy and fly, too?’

Was it filled with tourists?

I don’t understand being this desperate for attention. The day I realized nobody gave a fuck what I did as long as I wasn’t poisoning the reservoirs or running people over was the most liberating of my life.

Well, of course I do. I am An Internet Person, and as everyone knows, the opinion of An Internet Person is the best one.

I care about clarity AND feelings.

I mean, you do have the authority to declare things as such, MadGenius.

Happy Anniversary!! I hope tomorrow is even cooler than your cool wedding, cool lady.

ETA: Saying the word ‘cool’ so many times has started to look sarcastic, when I mean genuine well wishes for your day tomorrow. I’m not changing it though, because I DO hope tomorrow is cool and I think you’re a cool lady and as we…

My wedding was cool enough to get crashed without advertising.

If there's an invitation, there's no "crashing" that is happening. They fail.

I refuse to go to weddings that aren’t open bar. I don’t care if you don’t feed me or have flowers... but damn, you can pry my gin and tonic out of my cold dead hand.

OH MY GOD I’m not in the greys!