Eh. If Donald Trump considers himself a good candidate...

I just had a rage stroke. Again.

This is everything I’ve ever wanted and more in a GIF.

Can you imagine the confusion? 400 vibrating cocks assailing you.

Right? You need someone who’s an animal and who lets you be unhinged.

I’ve missed you around here.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

I think I love you. So much respect.

Oh bless. Look at the people turning to watch.

Exactly that.

I’ve fucked a Kevin!

Isn’t that the most depressingly low bar?

That’s fucking twisted.

Yeah, if I paid that much for it, I’d throwing a blazer over that shit and making it business-casual for work.

God help me, I would still eat that bacon.

This is awesome! I wish someone loved me this much, too!

I can see that you’re a strong person and a good parent just by making that choice. Good for you, and little Bean is lucky to have you as a parent. :)

What does THE Catholic pontiff have anything to do with...her? I call bullshit.

If you let her, she’ll monopolize every life event forever more.

My mother is NPD/BPD but she brought the physical abuse too. I think I actually preferred the physical abuse.