“Yeah, I’m gonna need to speak to your manager...” haircut spotted.

ALL of this, and I’d add that the “Just go to the E-room” fallback is also fiscally magical thinking from our supposedly hardheadedly pragmatic Republican friends.

It’s a beautiful, terrible and heartwrenching story. But, if any story is going to actually get through the layers of Republican cognitive dissonance, it’s not going to be a story about a married gay snowboarding photographer from a liberal stronghold.

“I was trying to explain that all hospitals are required by law to treat patients in need of emergency care regardless of their ability to pay and that the Republican plan does not change that,”

Why, when turning yourself in, would you wear a cartoon prison outfit?

I’ve scrolled all the way through the comments looking for this opinion. I thank you for your service.

Doggy style. Problem solved!

See? That’s what I mean. You can’t even understand why cultural appropriation of ceremonial dress for fashion is fucked up.

No, because that’s not making fun of someone’s appearance.

No, I’m challenging you because you’re full of moral outrage about critiquing someone’s appearance AT THE SAME TIME you’re totally cool with racist behavior.

If he decides to venture out into porn I think Chase Banks has a nice ring to it.

They barely mention his looks the fuck you talking about?

Why are you still here?

Shut up.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH *gasp* BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAAHAH. Get the fuck out of here.

LOL we make fun of women’s appearances in every dirtbag comment section.

Umm, when have men not ragged on women for their appearance? God, you’re such a shit poster.

Clothing optional dorms. Although Wesleyan in general is pretty much clothing optional. There were a lot of naked people at parties.

I had to share a room and bathroom with a random asshole for almost 17 years. I mean, sure, she’s my sister, but she was a sloppy bitch that made me miserable from the day my parents brought her home from the hospital.

I’m a poor, so I went to public school except for Kindergarten. But my god, everyone gets their own room and a changing area with the shower! Why can’t colleges do this? I mean it’s too late for me but think of the children. Being forced to share a room with some random asshole freshman year is inhumane. And…