Bed bugs!!

Right?!?!? It's like, enjoy the bed bugs!

Buying a used mattress is the ickiest of icky.

I came so close to angrily replying to your post before I realized you were being sarcastic. It's been a long day.

So we are just going to pretend that France never had a history of slavery and colonialism (in the Caribbean and West, Central, East and North Africa), and that this use of blackface arose out of nowhere? Ok, whatever. Slavery and the dehumanization of Black people in cultural representations are not particular to the…

It never fails - someone always has to jump on and defend blackface.

Yup. It's only in America.

Why doesn't anyone get fired for this? If I employed someone in a highly visible position I'd fire them in a heartbeat for this. If you want a job like this, accept that your private life is much less private, and don't do dumb shit like this.

Jesus take the wheel on this trainwreck.

Right, my first thought was "I would have gone with coke zero. Never with juice".

I like to saute my cotton balls in butter until they're nice and golden brown, served on a sizable piece of toasted garlic bread with a bit of tapenade. Or wrapped in prosciutto and roasted in the oven for a bit.

Oh, memories. I also remember being disappointed with myself because I could never go through with it and actually make myself barf.

I soak mine in a Bloody Mary.

I remember girls eating toilet paper to avoid hunger pangs. I remember being disappointed when my anorexic buddy stopped getting her period and I kept getting mine because I didn't have enough "self control" (it should be mentioned my friend also ended up in the hospital). Ugh, I never want to go through any of that…

Yeah, people seem hooked on the idea that either you've got a full-blown, get-thee-to-a-rehab-centre eating disorder or you have no eating disorder at all, which is really problematic. I don't really know how to fix that, maybe shift the focus from "having an eating disorder" to "you engage in disordered eating" would…

1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: I want to serve this to the men. Taste it and let me know what you think.

What you do is you give a lesson on proper washing, etc. Call it a deportment lesson. Washing hands. Washing clothes. Washing feet and faces. Taking baths. Then, you send home an assignment for the kids in the form of actual homework. Write or (for younger ones) present a show and tell about brushing your teeth, for…

Yeah, I'm having a hard time with the "won't someone think of the parents' delicate widdle feewings" tone.

You could not be more wrong about me and the fact that you're so defensive tells me that I could not be more right about you.