Look, it’s not frightening once you understand that that’s just its penis.

So, aside from all of the stuff about how they negligently killed their kid, is it just me or do they look weirdly similar facially?

Personally, I’d like all of them at once except for Hemsworth, he’s too squinty.

Whoa, that grey beard is, uh . . . mmm.

Wow, I know she’s an old, but seriously?

You are so, so mad, bro.

You might find you’re a little less angry if you don’t have to listen to your phone making noise all the time.

Well, firing Comey wasn’t quite enough to take the heat off of him, but this is sure to wrap it up once and for all.

Maybe we talk to the Obama girls about how they felt about pics of their father being hung

So are we certain she’s not actually Jenna from 30 Rock? Because that really sounds like something Jenna would say.

They sound like a bunch of Pillsbury Jack-Offs.

Yeah, I came here to remark on that. I’ve never actually watched it, but I imagine the hosts refer to it as “Bake Off” from time to time like everyonee else in the world does so this seems like a really weird choice.

My personal line in the sand is Taco Bell. Never had it, never will.

It doesn’t?

Are there any heterosexual birds?

Well, I mean until they had to stop selling their trademark plaid because it turned into the chav uniform.

Not sure how much difference it makes once you have bone mets.

But since this is one screening and it’s a special screening just for woman, it’s more akin to something like “Ladies Night” at a bar. (Wait, these jackholes would probably think that is “reverse sexist,” too.)

WTF? I would wonder more if that’s some weird thing your boss dreamed up. I have definitely witnessed work authority figures inappropriately interpreting things I’ve said about colleagues and telling them weird nonsense, which has made me a lot more careful about what I say about colleagues, or if I say anything at…

“Banana Ice Cream with Caramel & Graham Cracker Swirls & Fudge Peace Signs”