Irish accents are rhotic.

I didn’t say it was “the end of the fucking world”. You wouldn’t have to resort to ridiculous hyperbole like that if you weren’t trying to defend such a stupid point.

U mad, bro.

Controversial opinion: Kendall Jenner is bad.

Wow. Nope, it obviously wasn’t offensive two years ago, and it’s obviously not offensive now, and I am not all that impressed by people who invent reasons to pretend they’re victims.

Huh, weird how you can’t make a case for your beliefs.

I think these people likely think the Civil Rights Act was an unconscionable invasion of people’s right to discriminate.

Abso-fucking-lutely.

That’s not much of a response.

That makes him twice as much a family man as regular men.

The camera doesn’t really love him.

Okay, you “just don’t agree” that the Democratic Party should be pushing its members’ political goals. I already understood that.

Or, actually, the party that won’t do anything to support those goals, but is marginally better than the GOP.

I would completely bone Paul Ryan and obviously hate myself for it because he is fucking repulsive, but he is very pretty. It’s not so much like I can even tolerate him for a single second as a person, but as a boy he’s very handsome.

How did you end up with a job where there is no expectation that you would produce anything at all?

No, he definitely wasn’t. He’s one of the many pieces of trash who washed up on Jezebel’s shore lately; never was worth anything.

You really are a whiny sack of shit.

I mean, man, he has done something I admire the fuck out of, although possibly accidentally.

That is some really ill-considered body art.

Kind of a butterface.