Uh, no, you’re the person who brought up disabilities, not me. Is it fair to say that the reason you hate me is because you perceive me as having a disability?

Sorry, what was that about my disabilities?

I feel like cats do better with companionship. It can be awkward/hissy in the first few days but it ends up better in the long run. He will need some supervision at first though.

“Hey howsabout that fuckin’? I sure as shit am into it.”

I’m so sorry, please care for yourself.

Oh yes to confirm what everyone else has said, melatonin helps. Take it a couple hours before you need to sleep. It helps get you drowsy by bedtime, and it’s totally safe (naturally occurring hormone, so the worst it could do is get your sleep cycle out of whack if you took it at a bizarre time of day).

I would recommend asking about trazodone for sleep, it’s an old drug originally approved as an antidepressant, with very few side effects aside from making you sleep like the dead. It’s not habit forming in the way that a lot of sleep drugs are, doesn’t interfere with the quality of your sleep (the way that benzos…

I mean, ads for wrinkle cream are at very best selling bullshit, so I am not going to weep a whole lot of tears at the prospect of them being banned, and that’s aside from the social effects they have.

your disability

Oh, huh, you’d think if that were true you wouldn’t need to repeat it quite so many times. Do you have any friends who can back you up on this?

I’d just like to point out that Anna Wintour is personally unlikable and has nothing resembling a sense of style.

It’s crazy how every single person you meet is against you, what a crazy coincidence.

By all means, keep following me around to complain that I had the nerve to contradict you . . .

You think it’s dumb to care about getting facts right? Okay.

It’s been very helpful to have you here all the time helping everyone else find out what hurts the cause of feminism. Thanks for your continual voice speaking up for the men who would otherwise be entirely forgotten by the feminists.

So, like, just so everyone’s clear, there’s absolutely no legitimate scientific backing for the idea that boys need to be educated separately from girls (this line of thinking ends up being supported with “science” that is literally weaker than the “science” that suggests cyanide is a miracle cancer cure).

No one has any idea what “Yorkshire” is, nor should they.

There’s no reason to come up with a “delicate” way of telling her this.

Don’t visit her.

It’s why I find it difficult to muster too much sympathy for Trump voters who are now suffering at his hands.