Uh, that was not an argument. That was you emitting a bunch of word salad.

I’ve already gone far. Enjoy your English lit degree, but can you hurry up with my latte?

I guess it’s a lot to hope for, but do you appreciate the irony in you accusing me of “fixating” on you when you’re the one who is asking your friends to come yell at me for you and the two of you are going back and forth for days about me?

All I’ve done is respond to the things you say. I don’t think I’ve called you any names. I don’t think dishonesty helps anything.

So, I take it your mom is sick of your shit and that’s why she’s not showing up?

What are you not understanding here? We’ve already gone over how you didn’t understand the most basic facts about what we’re talking about. In your mind, apparently, that somehow just “doesn’t count” or something. In the minds of people who actually know things, that counts, however much you wish there were a lower…

Yeah, it’s different for someone who looks like her.

I try to do all my pooping in the morning before my shower, although sometimes life has a way of surprising me.

Sorry, you need to bring some other people to back you up before anything you say is plausible.

What’s your point? We’ve been over and over the basic facts you were totally unfamiliar with. Discussing them again isn’t going to change the fact that you were totally unfamiliar with them. I know you don’t think it’s important to know stuff. I do think that’s important.

Hmm, why can’t your mom confirm that, though? Does she not support you?

but you literally have not proven how I am wrong.

I mean, you didn’t know what it is, or you would have known the name. That’s the point. I did know what it is, because I know shit, in contrast with you. Just like the person who initially pointed out your ignorance. I bet you still don’t know how exactly it works. I bet you don’t know anything about subdomains are…

Haha, I’ve already gone far. What are you hoping to achieve?

Uh, I’m not the one who needed his friends to come to my defense here . . . I guess that point was too subtle for you?

Well, the definitional English dictionary is the OED, which has “gonna”. For practical purposes, I’ll suggest that what counts as a legit dictionary is one that has the word “gonna”.

Okay. So, I’m a man who shamefully doesn’t ask my “friends” to come do internet fights for me. So embarrassing for me, huh?

Weird. Okay, so (I say this based on my degree in linguistics) you’re going to have to fight that out with every legit dictionary.

That family shit is really tough. You are clearly doing what you can. That whole situation is awful.

Okay. You’re gonna have to fight that out with literally every English dictionary.