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Queen of Bithynia
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Uh, no. Because of her unlikeability and incompetent campaign, a subpar choice lost to a literal fascist who will have the power to name Supreme Court justices and who will not be constrained by laws or decency in his efforts to undermine what appears to be every good thing in this country.

Uh, what leads you to believe I particularly support and admire Bernie Sanders?

It’s pretty goddamn ironic for you to say that in an attempt to defend someone who helped architect mass incarceration.

That’s not even remotely true. I’ve barely posted at Gawker, because I was always in the greys. I’ve been a regular on Jezebel for years.

I don’t. Bernie definitely shouldn’t have supported the Clinton administration’s crime bill. Where did I say I agreed with him and the Clintons on that?

And we’re all still here. Huh.

Yeah I mean hundreds of thousands of brown people died but hey, you were fine, right?

I mean, she doesn’t have to do it, but it turns out she just doesn’t give enough of a shit about the country to decide not to help Trump with his ambitions.

Thanks for the reminder that old people suck and are responsible for this.

At least nuclear apocalypse would be quick.

This too shall pass.

Uh, young people are not the primary demographic for fake news stories.

Yeah. You’re the problem. The low information voters who think that someone who sponsored a bill to ban flag-burning and fought hard for the war in Iraq is just amazing are why the party has ended up beholden to people who are incredibly unpopular and who hate the values of actual liberals.

There definitely is no silver lining.

But that doesn’t mean Clinton ran a bad campaign.

That’s pretty dumb.

It’s not the DNC, it was Clinton’s campaign. After the election DNC staffers were talking about how pissed they were about how the Clinton campaign failed to work with them.

Well in the context of what is happening to the world, this sure is fucking dumb.

This is the kind of brilliant strategy that limited George W. Bush to only two terms.

Don’t feel bad about this.