It absolutely won’t tho.

I eat lots of meat due to a vague adherence to a sorta paleo diet, but I don’t believe this. The idea that someone would go into kidney failure because they failed to eat meat is kinda ridiculous.

Okay. In much the same way that the chance that he might be discovered to be a centaur would be worthy of discussion.

I mean the Democrats pretty much did win the election.

The accusations against Nixon weren’t hysterical nonsense.

Oh god. Of course liberals consider engaging in politics like a bunch of filthy Tea Partiers “nihilistic” and would rather hope a magic news story fixes everything.

Uh he’s already a threat to the nation. And a threat that is unopposed in part because liberals are waiting for a magic news story that will fix everything.

A valid point which I foolishly failed to see.

Won’t happen. Not over this anyway.

The unverified documents from who knows where. I believe this sort of think once came up for Dan Rather?

I definitely can’t fault you there. Thank you for the work you’re doing!

And yet nothing will come of this.

If peeing prostitutes bring him down I will be as thrilled as anyone, to be sure. It’s just very fucking unlikely and I’m reminded of the feeling of the GWB years in which he continuously committed new outrages and the response from the left was to descend into irrelevant conspiracy theories about voting booths.

Okay. I’m going to ask you the same as the others, which is to find me and apologize when this particularly dumb piece of fake news comes to nothing.

Okay maybe the term “news cycle” is new to you?

Yeah I’d much rather hear more about that, as an Obamacare customer. That is really, REALLY important.

Okay. Watch as it doesn’t damage him.

Uh-huh.

I don’t think they need to “believe” in him in order to support him. He’s made it clear that he is willing to push the worst of the far-right agenda, and their morals have always been pretty flexible, so they’ll be fine working out an agreement where he signs their anti-abortion legislation and they ignore his…

There will not be a new election because of a report about Trump watching prostitutes piss on each other.