High temperatures kill people too, it’s just more gradual. But people start dropping if the nighttime temperatures don’t go below 85 or so.

It’s that crackly feeling of ice on your nosehairs that reminds you it’s winter.

Fail.

Lol, what a comical fucking mixup that was.

That was a weird movie. Holly Hunter and James Spader are always great, of course.

It’s not her fault Hillary ran a terrible campaign. The sort of people who vote for the Green Party would never have voted for a mainstream candidate from a mainstream party. The tiny portion of the electorate that voted for Stein were lost to us anyway.

She comes across as less of a jerk than I anticipated from the description, but the whole thing is pretty awkward.

Or, you know, we can look at her own words.

Fail.

Fail.

I feel like his haircut alone constitutes proof he’s not competent to represent himself.

Okay. Well, by that standard Hillary is not a competent student of history since she disagrees with your assessment.

You’re not making me feel better.

Yeah, it was explicitly known at the time and explicitly recognized later as a vote for military force. I remember when it happened. And in reality any vote to grant powers to the executive is a vote for the executive to use them. That’s how our government works. Even Hillary concedes all these facts.

Fail.

What if we bought them all comfy chairs.

Well that bracing dose of the truth will be a comfort. Time to dig out my Mandarin textbooks.

So I’m just basically telling myself that things will be okay because China has as much interest in global tranquility as we do. Let’s all tell ourselves nice things.

Fail.

Fail.