Prioritizing Hillary Clinton’s feelings over the people who will die as a result of this election is how we got into this mess in the first place.

I actually laughed out loud at your dumb question.

I’m so pissed that James Comey forced her to set up her own email server, in defiance of the rules.

Hope is great. Isn’t gonna do shit for us come redistricting time though.

Yeah. Well stated. That kind of self-indulgent claptrap is a big part of why we don’t win.

People just don’t like Hillary for a million reasons. It’s not a surprise that she just couldn’t get enough excitement.

Fail.

You got it.

Thanks, Rich. This was a really good piece.

Uh, my girl? I would have loved it if y’all had come up with an alternative to that idiot.

Fail.

K. It appears you’re dumb as shit.

Is this how you always respond to people who are smarter and better informed than you?

Uh, so apparently you don’t get that I was doing an impression of you?

“Quoting me is not fair.”

Okay. Feel free to repudiate Jill Stein and her indefensible candidacy.

Yes, your preference is irrational and stupid. Glad I cleared that up for you.

Fail.

He didn’t cite any studies. Using the word “studies” while making claims that he can’t back up is not a citation. Jesus fucking Christ are you ever dumb.

Oh God I voted for Clay Aiken too.