It wasn’t career suicide for Barack Obama.

I know, I am so mad that all American citizens are legally obligated to read every article on Jezebel.

Why would she have believed it? Lots of people were loudly saying there was no evidence for it at the time; hell, the whole rationale basically boiled down to the idea that Iraq was somehow involved with 9/11, which everyone knew was a lie.

But she didn’t learn from it, evidently, as she continued to support increasing our military commitments throughout the Obama years.

They’re both really, really unpopular, and most people don’t engage meaningfully with the actual ideological/policy content of political arguments. Hillary legitimately has a whole lot of negatives, an uncommon number compared to most politicians, so it’s not entirely surprising that people who are uncomfortable with…

Maybe this is a sort of cynical view to take, but are buttholes really different enough from one another that one really needs to take a picture of theirs? I’ve honestly never found myself wishing to see all the splendid variation of buttholes.

Wait hold the phone, Mabel. I give my whole body a gentle scrub with the mesh sponge, but that doesn’t mean I can’t pee in the shower.

What?

Fail.

Goddammit why didn’t I check to make sure someone else didn’t say this before I said it.

Pretty sure that’s actually Jane Krakowski in that photo.

Yeah, he’s so goddamn gross, and to be clear, you absolutely don’t need to apologize for anything, least of all his disgusting behavior, I wasn’t meaning to call you out in any way, I just wanted to take the opportunity to amplify the sheer fucking grossness of his actions.

IDK, she looks pretty good there.

I see you still can’t defend it.

Why, that’s just what someone who couldn’t defend their comments but didn’t want to admit it would say! 🤔 

That’s a pretty dumb thing for you to say, given that I’ve quoted you getting the basic facts totally wrong.

This doesn’t change the fact that you are wrong and apparently can’t tolerate that fact.

How many times do you need to be told that no one is ever going to bother trying to show you anything to your satisfaction

I’m actually mostly obsessed with facts, which is why I keep asking you to put your money where your mouth is and show me where I’m wrong.