Oh okay well then.

Okay. . . . I see you haven’t figured out the existence of the dismiss button.

Are you sure you want to stop there, rather than accusing me of being a homophobe again?

You’re also dumb as fuck, as we’ve seen from your posts around here.

I find it weird when white people are open enough in their racism to hate on Beyoncé. I mean, as far as public figures go, she’s pretty wholesome as well as being obviously talented as all hell, and everyone’s suburban mom loves her music. But, like, even she’s still all terrifyingly BLACK to a fair percentage of the…

So huh has anyone else noticed that some of Donald Trump’s supporters seem to be vile racist pigs?

This better not awaken anything in me . . .

It’s not parents, it’s only moms. Men don’t face a penalty in their careers for having children, etc. etc.

I don’t even own an iron. I just try to talk big.

I bet Nathan Hubbard would have ironed his shirt if he knew he’d be meeting Taylor Swift.

All the comments about how “beautiful” she looks are kind of weirding me out. There’s obviously some kind of ideological reason why people are saying that, but probably not a reason that will stand up to any scrutiny.

I mean, he’s just really dumb. There’s not actually any more to it than that.

I suspect the mobility of her facial muscles is a bit limited.

The slang term for the penis is actually “wiener” (as in Vienna, the city the sausage is named for).

Good. I literally transformed into Grumpy Cat upon reading this.

RIP in peace.

It’s my birthday and I’m drunk and I love all you lesbian shitasses. <3

Thank you!

Delete your account.

Look, sugartits, why don’t you sit down and stop trying to make waves here at the National Organization for Ladies?