And the point is that that’s a really, fundamentally dumb question.

Hmm, are intestinal parasites more common in Russia? There’s increasing evidence that intestinal parasites have a protective effect against allergies and autoimmune issues, which is probably why they’re not common in rural developing countries.

I also was big on LoveLine when I was a teenager. I think part of it was that his schtick of making uninformed guesses about people worked okay when he was recognizing BS from teenage stoners but doesn’t work as well when it’s Hillary Clinton and we all actually know about the situation and how obviously wrong his…

It’s true. You asked a really, really dumb question.

Take, for example, the recent issue at Columbia where a professor was banned from teaching Ovid because of trigger warnings.

So, you’re complaining because some people post things on their Tumblrs that you don’t like.

So, like, do you get literally all of your opinions from editorial comics?

This would be a really stupid comment anyway, but it’s particularly stupid in the context of an article that, in part, concerns students getting in trouble because they didn’t confine their actions to complaining on social media.

It’s rare that Ann Coulter makes me gasp, but this came pretty close.

If you’re inviting someone over for dinner and they’re still not interested in fucking, maybe it would be better to leave off the mind-control pasta and find someone who is into you.

Yes. I’m ashamed but yes.

Swim bladder.

Huh. It only supplies half as much of the drug, is it as effective?

studies

Folks, stop ungreying shit like this.

Well, I mean let’s not rush to judgment of Martin Shkreli.

Ever since I first heard this, I find myself thinking that it doesn’t really seem like an academic topic that should be covered at a university (as much as Tyra is certainly one of the most qualified people to teach it). But now I realize that it’s business school.

Why are you posting some place so “trashy” then?

Oh, okay. God forbid a community have any sort of minimum standards at all, because that’s unfair to you, huh?

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