Strip Club Idiot here!

Of course I'm a motherfucking gentleman. Girls make the most money from table dances as opposed to tips on the stage. I'm not really into table dances, though. I mean, if you are hungry, do you want some asshole waving a cheeseburger in your face for the entire duration of "Pour Some Sugar on Me" only to have them…

Merlan, you worked at the Observer. Dallas is one of the titty bar capitals in our fine country so I can tell you that Emma is wrong on a few points. You NEVER take your credit card to a strip club. They WILL overcharge you since you are usually drunk and defenseless by the time the tab comes. That's how the…

And seriously, aren't they already paying the strippers in respect? Who cares about paying rent when you have the satisfaction of being surrounded by "safe people" who feel adequately guilty about appropriating the male gaze?

Yeah, I don't get that at all. It's kind of like saying you're a vegetarian for moral reasons (the suffering of animals on factory farms, etc...) and then deciding to have a big ol' foie gras buffet on your birthday. Doesn't compute for me.

Oh my goddess.

SERIOUSLY. The hypocrisy of it all bugs the shit out of me.

Trust me, I'm at heart a no-fun second-wave Dworkin-esque feminist and in my daytime hours I am liable to obsess over the problematic nature of ANY kind of sexual objectification.

They only tested one type of juice (orange), but they did test the nutrient bioavailability before and after pasteurizing, and found it to be similar.

Yeah it's nice, but the Accord is better.

the soul looks so inferior and cheap compare to the jeep.

6527 rpm

People who do things I don't like have inferior genetalia.

You mean, adopt the model of the Keurig coffeemaker? Sell people an overpriced machine with wasteful companion products and poorer quality coffee?

He's a soldier. This is how he was trained to kill. This is how you dehumanize the enemy. These are the leftovers of the man after war.

Good coffee is NOT bitter.

Butter tea, which is a Tibetan tradition, is delicious. I don't know about butter coffee though... it's too bitter.

Was Audit TT GranSport Xdrive already taken?

My god, this will make an amazing urinal.