Sorry, but a 400 hp Golf sounds terrible.

Tavarish Article: YOU COULD BUY THE DOPE AS FUCK GOLF R400 FOR THE PRICE OF AN E30 M3!

I hate the headlights on these things. I know they're Europe's greatest achievement since the Renaissance and obsessively engineered by Germans with beautiful-mind-style autism and cheaper and easier to own than a bicycle, but the headlights look ugly, and the rest looks boring.

Oh, and it won't be cheap – the fully specced one Henry tested cost, and I hope you're sitting down for this, $80,000. So, you could have this, or a Z06. Take your pick?

I tried to listen to the first Simmons/Dunham podcast when that came out. I was unfamiliar with her work, but as a rule, HBO doesn't make unwatchable TV shows. Some are clearly better than others - nobody's ever going to say John from Cincinnati is as good as The Wire - but they're all usually quality made programs.

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I didn't particularly like it, and I went in expecting to love it. The complete re-imagining of LBJ as some sort of mustache-twirling racist supervillain really stuck in my craw; I hate it when someone takes a hatchet to history just to make things "more dramatic" or whatever the hell the excuse for that is this week.

Lena Dunham speaks fluent cliche.

Am I the only one who just didn't think Selma was a very good movie?

the lego movie didn't get a nod for best animated film

White people who get indignant about this kind of shit on Twitter usually don't actually care about the larger issues, they just want to be recognized for appearing to care.

I think guys hate dunham for the same reason we hate sarah Jessica Parker. Strait women and gay dudes won't stop telling us how beautiful and awesome they are. Well one looks like a horse and the other looks like a pedophile troll, and neither ever says anything interesting. If you like them great, but stop trying to…

If you give her a chance, she'll be happy to explain it to you.

My wife will occasionally watch this Girls show. Sometimes I can't take it, so I sneak into our basement and unplug the router, which results in no TV signal.

BS: Lena, before we talk about that scene where Alison Williams is getting her ass motorboated in the kitchen, do you think the Celtics got enough for Jeff Green?

Good. I can delete this episode without listening.

So, you're ok with this,

yeah like how he pulled that rocket out of his ass and resupplied the international space station. What a poser.

1) The Hyperloop doesn't magnetically levitate.

If he delivers on this shit, my next car should be perfectly timed to be a model 3. Right now with falling gas prices there has been a lot of anti tesla sentiment. My desire for a car with full torque from zero RPM and less mechanical parts splashed with a dose of fun hasn't abated one bit. I'm willing to admit that I…