Have we determined what thing LWYMMD refers to? Release a terrible single?

“we will also be listening to her music, smelling her fragrance,” and sitting next to her on the subway?

Kid A is on this list? Are you fucking kidding me?

Or is her body just really small?

Declining to paddleboard naked with Orlando Bloom is solid advice we should all follow.

I can - and have - kicked a Cape Buffalo’s ass one time. But she deserved it.

I’m just glad she’s too young to do porn yet, because you know that’s happening some day.

I agree. Sessions is certainly a racist, but taken on its own I don’t think this comment is racist.

Even without criticizing him, Trump will still go crazy if Obama gets any significant attention from the media.

Guys like Ed Sheeran and John Mayer need a lot of tattoos to make up for how bland and commercial their music is, just like Justin Bieber and boy band members get tattoos to look edgy.

Miller is just another totally unremarkable man who’s discovered he can get people’s attention by being an outspoken prick.

“Dog rapist” is okay, but “pensioner” is crossing a line.

I thought Perry’s death resolving Celeste’s plot and - oh by the way, he also just happened to be Jane’s rapist - was a way too convenient resolution.

Yes, everyone knows HRC pimps children downstairs at the Krispy Kreme.

We’ve reached a sad point in our national discourse when we’re patting Alex Jones on the head for admitting Hillary Clinton wasn’t part of a child sex-trafficking ring hosted in the basement of a D.C. pizza parlor.

What scares me shitless is this could be his, “I’m running for President someday, just like my Daddy” pose.

I find all these “This is why I am/am not a feminist” pieces distracting.

Why is she a “metal badass” for wanting to taser a cop? Did this cop shoot an unarmed black teenager?

Why do biracial people identify as black? Like Paris, Obama had a white mother and black father. Why not just call themselves biracial?

Am I missing the irony? Phish DOES suck and The Ramones fucking rule.