I just hope the robot sex is consensual.

I can already see what Harry Styles is going to look like as a middle-aged former popstar and it’s not pretty.

What’s next? Is he going to soften his stance on the wall and just build a fence?

Based on your examples, I wonder what you consider the difference between “stupid bitch” and “bad person.” I always thought of a stupid bitch as a woman who does and says things that frustrate shitty, ignorant men.

“Hey” is boring, which is why I prefer the “What are you still doing here?”

Kendall Jenner is a gorgeous and talented model, but do we REALLY think she would have this level of success without coming from such a famous family? I don’t.

In college I developed a food allergy to ramen noodles which now make me violently ill.

Let’s do Kristen Stewart a big favor and never talk about her lovelife again.

Could be a way for Pence to sell a capitalist, “my wife is a small-business entrepreneur” campaign talking point.

Maybe it’s presumptuous of them to think their correspondence merits publication, but I don’t see anything wrong with trying to compose a reflective and thoughtful email.

If this isn’t the verbal equivalent of sucking Roger Ailes’ dick, I don’t know what is.

I don’t think the writer is criticizing her decision to get plastic surgery in itself but rather the fact that Renee Zellweger no longer looks like Renee Zellweger, which is an odd circumstance for an actress with a signature look to find herself in.

Maybe Rep. Sessions denies the gay/straight binary and was making the point that sexuality exists along a spectrum?

But the media hardly “asks tough questions” of the expired wet Cheeto. And the few times they do, they allow him to prevaricate by giving evasive non-answers before moving on.

Excuse me I have to go rewatch Edward Scissorhands now.

Now he and Winona can get back together!

Do you not see how this “Hope Hicks” person is clearly Cecily Strong, SNL cast member and hilarious portrayer of Donald Trump nut job on said show?

Nicki’s breasts have very little in common with human breasts.

Why does Nicki Minaj have ANY credibility talking about normal women’s bodies? If she were real she’d have rolls, stretch marks, and her tits and ass wouldn’t hang like that. She’s 100% fake.

She’s right. I’ve always thought of Trump as more of a Mussolini. Or Pol Pot with a bad attitude.