Jennifer Lawrence cannot be THIS fun and relatable. Her entire persona must be some elaborately fabricated charade to make a beautiful robot android appear human.

Goop Brand Beeswax ($195) makes a great lubricant, and purchasing it helps support local Sioux honey harvesters.

Does the American Family Association have no problem with gay men using the same bathrooms as boys, or lesbians with girls?

“Intentionally released classified intelligence information to the public” is a little different than “using a private email server.”

I WAS going to vote for Trump; but if Aaron has doubts, then I just don’t know.

I think She’s very talented, but will I be kicked off Jezebel if I disagree that Queen Beyonce is the Single Greatest Artist and Human Being to Exist Now and Forever?

I think you mean “Livin’ on a Prayer.”

MSNBC’s Chris Hayes and Rachel Maddow each host very astute nightly news programs. Neither does fluff pieces or softball interviews.

We should photoshop those teeth or at warn people before they look at the picture.

she looks GREAT for having just birthed a child. is there no justice in the universe?

I guess Fred Phelps and Westboro Baptist Church were right after all.

Aren’t ALL fashion trends manufactured?

So according to this logic, “it’s a lack of respect liberals have for freedom of speech” that drives them to protest a Trump rally and, ergo, a respect for free speech that makes Trump supporters beat, harass, and eject these protesters?

Young women HAVE to be the gatekeepers of sexuality because men don’t know no better. That’s why we’re not to blame for sexual violence. Thanks God.

As a penis-haver, I’m a little hurt by that comparison.

I’m only posing the question, but how much should we fault a person for not having the same moral awareness in the 1970s as we have today?

Well if that isn’t the pot calling the kettle orange...

And she named her children Yates, Yardley, and Thatcher. What kind of sick monster does that?

I read the title of this post to mean “Here’s the Last Time Everyone on Jezebel Staff 69'd with Each Other.” Imagine my disappointment.

I love Lea Michele’s character. She plays Hester with such unhinged, psychopathic glee, it’s hard not to believe she brings a lot of herself to the role.