quasimammalian
quasimammalian
quasimammalian

“...he lacks the sensitivity to portray this in a respectful manner”

Gross, in my opinion he lacks the sensitivity to portray this in a respectful manor. I’m highly doubtful he has anything meaningful to add by making his version of this tragedy.

The concept of always targeting “10s” is pretty much the reason we are where we are today. Guys that can’t accept that they are not 10s basically losing it when the girls they perceive as 10s reject them.

I’ve really only been on a handful of dates with conventionally attractive “10s” (and God I hate that term because everyone is attractive in their own way, but this is for illustrative purposes only).

Doc forgot to mention the finger guns. ALWAYS approach with finger guns. Women love it. If you blow pretend smoke away from the barrels she’ll probably just jump you then and there

Fucking Dart.

“I believe you are a child. / right now you need to be (...) nutting all over the place.” 

“(Worth noting that John Waters—the king of camp—regularly depicts low-income white Americans in fun and silly ways yet somehow always manages to be kind.)“

You do realize that many of the cases discussed in the article involve rape, right? Kind of disgusting to dismiss that as an amuse bouche.

“I just wonder with all that stuff, how much will not work in 5-10 years?” Indeed! The complexity of new cars is staggering. The more gadgets, gizmos and geegaws, the greater likelyhood of something breaking down, and maybe causing a cascade of failure. Does anybody else remember the phrase “planned obsolescence” ?

Yep. Agree with you there. So many “driver assist” items that it makes me wonder how lazy we are making drivers. Will they notice something not working or will they just run into another car?

I can’t with these pro-censorship, hipster racism comments.

Is delta ever really a good thing though?

Will never leave the ground . . . . but they’ll still lose my suitcase.

If you use 2-3T brandy and sharp cheddar, they tend to be consumed quite quickly ;)

#1. People

I don’t want anyone touching me. Ever.

OMG YOUR NAME CHANGE LOLOLOLOL

I’M SORRY IF I WAS TOO HARD ON YOU

I always end up next to that person who starts trailing off and you think they are going to stop talking but just as you start to open you mouth they start talking again. I usually look like this...