I love that the comments section on this is mostly people chiming in to support each other in avoiding turkey at all costs. Stuffing/dressing is the best side and a three-dressing Thanksgiving sounds actually perfect.

We’re doing without a real protein main this year. The current menu is aligot, roasted vegetables (carrots, parsnips, beets, cauliflower, and shallots) cornbread and chicken sausage stuffing, roasted garlic and Asiago sourdough, and sous vide cheesecakes. I think my wife might make a turkey breast to go with the…

English teacher moment: “hurtling,” not “hurdling.” Unless the plane was leaping over fixed barriers, which would use up all the little paper bags.

Punched him right in the nuts.

Jezebel is the absolute best. Woman admits to violence against a man and everyone understands and atta girl. Man does it and the world ends. Shoutout to all my hypocrites out there. Also love that even though the flight had to be diverted, no charges cuz like awwww poor woman. Gimme a break.

10/10 agree. His wife is also a badass, therefore, if she finds him bang-able I know damn well it probably is as hot as I think it would be.

I’ve always found John Oliver arousing.

I have a brief answer for those wondering ‘How do they get wrapped up with this?’. Cults like heavens gate, scientology, and huminnaheema because how the hell is NIX-o-eve-m even said... prey upon peoples unhappiness. They offer seemingly simple and direct means of ridding oneself of those by doing this, oh have you…

Honestly I don’t really find it surprising. I think every single human being is vulnerable to this in some way. People really, really need a sense of belonging, and they generally really, really don’t like having to grapple with difficult existential issues. I’m not saying this to be condescending. I include myself in…

I think there was some sarcasm at play here...

Absolutely. This was exactly me growing up. I would absolutely not raise my hand unless I was 100% sure I was correct. Even then, I really didn’t do it. That continued through law school. It wasn’t until I was doing my LLM in Tax and had been practicing for a couple years that I started raising my hand. Even then, it…

I understand the thinking here: why shouldn’t girls display the same confidence as boys?

Mad about only beer and wine? I’d just be ecstatic to not be submitted to another dry wedding.

Democrats....

The only good things that came out of this were (1) the SVU episode where the Not Anthony Weiner character’s alter ego was named Enrique Trouble, and (2) this:

Nowhere near this level of excellence, but my one brief moment of glory was flipping off Dr. Oz and telling him that he’s a goddamn fraud when he walked outside after a Today Show appearance.

Nope you buying it, no matter how much you like red wine is all on you.

Yay Washington state for having mail in ballots.

Opted out of overdraft “protection” as soon as the option was available. The concept isn’t a bad one, but some banks decided to be “helpful” in the way they ordered your transactions so they rearranged the transactions to put the largest ones first, then the smaller ones, often resulting in a cascade of fees. Even…