quasimammalian
quasimammalian
quasimammalian

Prostaglandins are why I flip off anyone who insists you can eliminate cramps through diet and if you get them, it’s because you’re not clean/vegan/paleo/raw enough. Fuck off. My uterus needs to expel its lining, so it will contract. This is occasionally to always going to hurt a little to a lot. Good nutrition will

I unfollowed someone because I genuinely feared for her mental health but was neither physically nor emotionally close enough to do anything to help. It was stressing me out enough to unfollow her, for which I still feel guilty. :(

I bet he still gets confirmed.

Danish Jew actor Kim Bodnia quit The Bridge because he claims he didn’t feel safe filming in Sweden. :(

When I first heard of hygge, I was like “So...basically what I already do. I can handle that.”

I wish I could find a way to express why I find these trends so distasteful. Not hygge, mindfulness, or clean eating, etc. themselves. Just that they’re “trends.” That just bugs me for some reason I can’t put my finger on.

I had to choose between the two recently because I spend too much money; I opted for Spotify and would do so again. But I miss Pandora radio stations. Their algorithm is just better at predicting what I want to hear.

I couldn’t get the Premium functions to work even when I was paying for them.

Has Sephora.com’s customer service improved? I placed two orders with them and both experiences turned into total clusterfucks and I never ordered again, but that was probably about 8 years ago.

Has Sephora.com’s customer service improved? I placed two orders with them and both experiences turned into total

When I stop consuming entertainment because of something the creator did, I’m not trying to make a statement, punish anyone, etc. I just don’t like that person’s stuff anymore because it’s icky now. I don’t judge others for acknowledging “yeah, he’s a shit but that bassline tho’.” All I ask is the same respect from

I couldn’t tolerate reading quotes of him speaking. Made my skin crawl.

Some of us live places where there are frequently no other cars in sight to alarm with condition testing.

Love love love my studded tires. Love them. So. Much.

I do this. Also swerve around some (at a low speed) to see if I slip. When it’s safe to do so, of course.

I’ve noticed a lot lately that people don’t get “safe following distance” is dependent on conditions.

As someone who got an extended lecture on the physics of why bridges tend to be icy from her science geek father, I’ve noticed that pretty much no one else got the same lecture.

I’ve been watching The Practice on Hulu and her character is my new hero.

I have no idea why her friends are saying she should break up with him. I assumed it was because he’s being unkind and probably dishonest because that’s why I think they should break up.

Sorry, Sexless but your friends are right. Drop this bitch like he’s hot (which I highly doubt.)

Name it quasimamalian and tell your kid that if s/he doesn’t conquer it, he’ll end up 42 year old who sleeps with a lighted aromatherapy diffuser running and tells everyone the lavender helps her sleep instead of admitting she’s still scared of the dark.