1C, so much 1C.

“He really spared no expense.”

I had no idea.

Book Antiqua, please.

You’re free to kiss my ass if you think our current trajectory is a positive one.

This may not be the best time to wish to be American.

people encouraging and even using their own time to HELP their competition

I think its the sort of thing advocacy groups would buy and loan out, especially in the case of refugee camps.

Don’t remind me.

Who died and made you Sarah McLachlan?

Would this get me a Korean fried chicken wing truck on every corner?

Breath? I’m lucky if I don’t lose my lunch.

Every time I see Eric Trump:

700 mile (per hour) club?

You failed to include a boning knife in your list. Do you not like a steel-hard six inch boner?

I’m a BG alum and I laughed. Well played.

This only works if you don’t find yourself at the museum on the same day as a middle school field trip.

My wife got me one those years and years ago and I thought it was the dumbest thing I ever saw. I’m still using it to this day.

So, Washington 2020?

When you do this with the canning jars, are the lids reusable? I know you can’t reuse them when you do actual canning.