#notallhashtags

We all know the God Emperor likes his food well-spiced.

It says in the link that it has a bluetooth range of about 10 feet.

He got unhealthily dedicated to ending Bernie Sanders? Took him long enough.

I also own this grill. It’s a good grill if you have limited space on your apartment patio to keep a grill. I did deck it out with a set of these, though, to compensate for the crappy grate on it.

I also own this grill. It’s a good grill if you have limited space on your apartment patio to keep a grill. I did…

I heard a rumor that Hamilton wrote Melania’s speech.

If you’re a Marriott Rewards member (free to join, no fees ever) you get free wi-fi at their hotels.

“Enter button finger” sounds dirty but that just might be the wine talking.

That was the part that threw me. I didn’t know anyone could use that unsarcastically.

Oh, gods. Is that actually from her FB page? Complete with #merica?

Wow, the bundle was curated (whatever that means) by Kevin J. Anderson and includes three books by... Kevin J. Anderson. Plus another by his “writing” partner, Brian Herbert. I’m going to take a pass on this one.

Wow, the bundle was curated (whatever that means) by Kevin J. Anderson and includes three books by... Kevin J.…

I shall destroy your premise with two simple words:

The Ashley you found lives three hours away from Bellevue, so probably not?

Do you know how I saved $8 last time I went to the movies? I didn’t buy popcorn.

Do you know how I saved $8 last time I went to the movies? I didn’t buy popcorn.

I know it’s hot in Saudi Arabia but do they really expect a 4o-story Dyson fan to make a difference?

If NuGear doesn’t put Hammond in one of these everything will have been for naught.

Your Nemo is upside down.

I HAVE ENOUGH LIPSTICK TO LAST THROUGH A NUCLEAR WINTER.

I could only make it through about 15 minutes of Into the Badlands but that was enough to convince me that Baron Quinn was what became of Frank Underwood after he started and lost WWIII.

These seem much better suited to anal insertion (see above) than peppermint bark.