Barnes and Noble has the same offer (through Sunday, I believe) with the code 30BFRIDAY.

Barnes and Noble has the same offer (through Sunday, I believe) with the code 30BFRIDAY.

Rachel?

1. Who the hell makes frozen pizzas for company?

What sort of nasty pre-fab crust is that guy using that it holds its shape when he pushes it off the peel with his finger?

Well, they’re real things but they aren’t real.

Having watched the documentaries Helix and The Strain, I can tell you that the CDC is, in fact, comprised of over-sexed idiots and alcoholics.

Really, you want to put a bunch of autistic Russians in charge of a nuclear arsenal?

Catborg

Thank you!

And OJ was never convicted of murder...

Yes, by all means, let’s celebrate the birthday of a pedophile.

God is dead and a Twinkie plays his part.

There are many things one can cock with one hand.

DARPA designed fish finder?

Somebody really needed to explain to him how it works.

Those don’t look like the teeth of a vegetarian.

In this game of Monopoly, you win or you die.

In this game of Monopoly, you win or you die.

Who the hell looks smug when they’ve just been arrested?

At that age we’re talking maybe a tablespoon of wine, two or three times a month. Even so, you can still include a kid in all the odd numbered steps you listed.

mealtimes mean 1) turn on radio 2) drink wine 3) cook something fun and healthy 4) drink wine again 5) sit down and have nice conversation and meal with hubbie 6) drink wine while hubbie washes dishes.