I just got my new Marriott card today. They upped that bonus to 15 nights per year added to the balance. And they’ve renewed my Gold Level two or three years running even though we came up short on the 50 nights requirement.

Nobody in sight. Throw the kid over. Quick.

And it’s always packed. Hundreds of people eating there. Every night. It makes me want to cry.

“What part of the ocean is heated?”

On the other hand, it’s Mexican food! At the very least you should expect it to be spicier than your Heinz Ketchup.

A. No. Book first, movie later.

The vacuum sealers are also really good for marinating meats. Removing all the air from the package forces more of the flavor deeper into the meat since it has nowhere else to go.

The vacuum sealers are also really good for marinating meats. Removing all the air from the package forces more of…

I suppose they’re reusable if you wash them out REALLY well and don’t mind them getting shorter by a couple inches every time you use them. They aren’t ziploc bags, the vacuum also heat seals the bag at the end of the process. I’m still using the bags that came with my starter kit so I don’t know what the replacement…

I suppose they’re reusable if you wash them out REALLY well and don’t mind them getting shorter by a couple inches…

I vote for Boris the Spider.

This seems like a bad idea in winter.

This seems like a bad idea in winter.

Must be an issue with my browser.

Not working in DC.

Since we moved to DC we've started building up gas points at the grocery store (our store in Michigan didn't do this). We're buying the food anyway so the gas discounts are just free money. Filled up our 18 gallon tank last month (and we were running on fumes) for $1.53/gallon last time we were out in the 'burbs.

Biggest Con to Dating Superman: Will kill you when he ejaculates.

Not just a cunt, but a disagreeable cunt. In other words, The Worst Kind of Cunt.

Or divide by 3. 33%.

Don't try this with your Cobalt. BOOM!

Spider back, Spider back, has whatever spiders lack

Where's my cookie? I'm pretty sure your post promised me a cookie!

Now ladies can polish their wood, too.