The entire NBC delegation was invited to a party by Pink Eye Putin.

In other quasi-retirement news

What does that remind me of? Let me think....

Caesar III (Updated)

LEGO Marvel Super Heroes reveals its ultimate villain, and we are all acting surprised. I gasped audibly. We did not see this coming. Well, we did see it coming. We just didn't know it would be so freaky.

There's nothing wrong with that.

*whisper* mommy? i farted on the vice-president.

Gamera - The Teenage Years

Would you date a guy with pasty balls?