Spoiler alert: Arthur gets raped in some medieval prison, Excalibur is a metaphor for a flaccid penis, the whole movie happens at night in the rain, and someone - somewhere - for some reason - will spread their arms in a slow-motion Jesus-on-the-cross pose. Snyder will only shoot 5 minutes of actual footage, but with…

I’m not one to defend Disney, but how in the hell did they create this for themselves?

She can be replaced in a second and wasn’t really that critical to the plot.

Have created for themselves? They fired a woman who posted media comparing her plight to the holocaust.

I’m still waiting to see the movie that lives up to this trailer:

The three minute Man of Steel trailer is better than the 150 minute Man of Steel movie. All the best parts, none of the bad shit

Wasn’t Everything Will Be Alright in the End supposed to be a return to their old sound? I don’t really follow Weezer so I haven’t listened to it besides “Back to the Shack” which was about going back to their old sound.

Did she get ARRESTED for her speech?

While I can totally believe this is just an Easter Egg casting, playing around with the idea that sitcoms recast characters all the time, I also think it works if Marvel wants to say the X-Men movies are just a different universe. That’s the entire point of a Multiverse. X-Men: Apocalypse doesn’t have to co-exist…

And this is happening in February. Imagine if it was the middle of summer...

O. Kay.

“But this doesn’t have to be our fate.”

I’m gonna go get the papers

I’m not even sure if this is a First World Problem. More like a Zeroth World Problem. You’ve gotta be floating way above the Maslovian Pyramid to worry about these things. 

Can’t we get a bunch of ne’er-do-well oil riggers to do something about this before it hits?

“...streaming on Hoopla or Kanopy...”

“Every 2021 Warner Bros Film Will Stream on HBO Max for Free”

I’m here to tell you that Rush does, indeed, suck

Yeah that was my daily reminder of “fuuuck am I getting old?”

Good luck today America.