I thought it was about a right winger bossing everyone around to sing a song 

Tercius, my favorite leafblower is either G/O Media editorial director Paul Maidment or Jim Spanfeller.  They both blow really well, but I’d say they suck a lot, and hard, too. 

Tercius, my favorite leafblower is either G/O Media editorial director Paul Maidment or Jim Spanfeller.  They both…

Pro tip: the best leafblower is emailing the nutsacks at G/O who are pushing auto play videos and ads (g-omediafeedback@googlegroups.com) and telling them how bad they are at their jobs.

Pro tip: the best leafblower is emailing the nutsacks at G/O who are pushing auto play videos and ads…

Don’t forget data caps! For...wired internet service. Because...reasons?

With all the price increases of the streaming services it’s becoming more and more like regular cable.  I’m wondering if I should just say fuck it all and just use an antenna and be done with it.

Salvation, there is in the light!

I have, and let me tell you, it was the most erotic experience of my life.

No. It is snowy static from an old TV. This is proof of the Poltergeist crossover I’ve been theorizing for years.

Heard it the same, but never thought enough to tealize a one-winged dove could probably only turn one direction if it could get aloft at all.

There’s a Stone Roses lyric “There she looks like a painting/Jackson Pollock’s Number 5"...

Internet scammer poses as Shaggy to target fans, and—go ahead, say it, you know you want to

Which is nuts because I look nothing like the picture on my ID (more hair, fatter face) and I almost always get a “you’ve changed a lot” comment. They always look at my picture.

But seriously, what bartender accepted that I.D.?

When I was first asked that “which celebrity would you go gay for” question, my original pick was Kevin Spacey.

This reminds me, the first time I was ever on AV Club, the very first time years back, there was an article on Paul Rudd and so many of the guys were saying, that  they weren’t gay, but they would go gay for Paul Rudd.

Peanut butter cups. I agree. The other 5... where do you all live? Take 5?  Candy corn?  Ugh

Peanut butter cups. I agree. The other 5... where do you all live? Take 5?  Candy corn?  Ugh

I still think some of Zach’s best stuff is in ‘Comedians of Comedy’. Hands down one of my favorite documentaries ever. Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Maria Bamford, and Zach Galifianakis (and later Eugene Mirman) driving around the country playing shitty little rock clubs. It’s really great, and everyone in it is…

Especially since his character was the worst part of that show.  Overall, I thought it was kind of cute in a time-wasting sort of way, but his character was odious to the extreme.

I’m sure the indigenous peoples of America are happy to have their slow, agonising genocide and loss of home put on the same level as the cancellation of a sitcom.