Closest thing in my opinion is Slate, especially when it’s Ashley Feinberg, but it’s really not that close. 

Thank you!

I disagree that the commenting system sucks. What commenting systems out there are better? Disqus?* Umm...some other one?

Yes.

I’m assuming he’s already left this world. I can’t imagine it would be as fun for him to pretend to be an auto enthusiast on Jalopnik.

This.

Yeah, and it fucking sucks, too.

Then one day, they met a man, who came to them and said

Yeah, it would’ve been nice to see some solidarity there, for sure.

Tom Steyer can suck my nuts.

Splinter was a damn good website.

What’s the point of a union if there’s no solidarity?

Frames can’t catch you when you’re moving like that. 

I changed my comment a bit after I first typed it and...Oof, horrible editing on my part.  Jesus.

I love how all of these streaming services are launching now that my monopolistic internet provider has skyrocketed their internet-only service, that also requires at minimum a basic cable subscription, in recent years, thus greatly reducing, if not eliminating, any financial benefit to cord-cutting.

Have YOU ever seen Yoda and Zelda Rubinstein in the same room at the same time? Cause I haven’t.

many pointing at the close-up of Rey shrouded in spectral blue as evidence that she’ll encounter a Force ghost.

I’ve never heard of this person and now I can’t even Google her?!

Speaking of Fleetwood Mac, I only recently learned that the dove had white wings, and not one wing.

And maybe not even the picture.