Have YOU ever seen Yoda and Zelda Rubinstein in the same room at the same time? Cause I haven’t.

many pointing at the close-up of Rey shrouded in spectral blue as evidence that she’ll encounter a Force ghost.

I’ve never heard of this person and now I can’t even Google her?!

Speaking of Fleetwood Mac, I only recently learned that the dove had white wings, and not one wing.

And maybe not even the picture.

Straight married guy here. There are a small handful of guys I’ve made that comment about, but only one that I’d actually MARRY, and that one is Paul Rudd.

Here, play “Who Said It: Trump or Jesus?”

That was outstanding, but my favorite Zach is still Live at the Purple Onion.

What’s with the link at the end there?  For the love of god, do NOT serve roast pork with turkey gravy!

Ok.  I read it as earnest (if slightly tongue-in-cheek), the way the AV Club author presented it, and responded to a commenter who read it as earnest, but yeah, I guess you might be right. I know less than nothing about the actor who tweeted that and I’ve been rage-reading Dem debate recaps all morning.

Seriously. As a pretty far left progressive, this shit drives me absolutely insane. Not everything bad that happens to POC (or women, LGBTQ, or any other marginalized group) is because they’re POC.

Readers are not product, because product can’t choose whether or not it wants to be sold.

Jesus Christ.

Damn. That right there is a solid argument for avoiding the rest of the GM sites altogether. 

1980

I’m also banned on Jez. For literally no reason. I emailed them, they were like, “Huh, that’s odd. I’ll reinstate you.”  I was reinstated for a day. Banned again. Emailed again. Reinstated again. It happened two more times and I gave up. 

Hope to see you somewhere, ArnheI’m. As a fellow Gawker refugee, I often (but not always) enjoyed the smell of your farts.  But at least you never gave anyone the Dutch Oven. 

You know what?  You were a quality troll. Be best. 

Preach. 

Well, I tried, but it seems that the ability to create new group blogs is no longer a feature on Kinja.