Why, why, why do you keep giving these people the attention that they want?

Our species sucks so hard. 

GOP operatives caught on tape detailing exactly how they steal democracy and it doesn’t even warrant a clickable headline. 

What this should be: One of the biggest political stories in years, dissected constantly by the 24-hour news media, driving disgust with the GOP and outraged calls for investigations and for change.

Oh, well then I apologize for my rampant anti-Semitism.

If you thought you liked Kinja’s UI, this new one will FUCK YOU IN THE SKULL!

Right. Which is exactly why they won’t flip to support the impeachment of a President as widely supported among their base as this asshole. They’ll get their asses primaried.

This is all a moat point.

Outstanding. 

I think he knows what a two-door car is, thank you very much.  It’s the kind of car you keep chickens in.

I’ve been waiting much longer than that for the death panels to execute my father for his high blood pressure and cardiovascular disease.

I can confirm he did not.

That really put the “dreaded” in “Dreaded Real Admiral.”

Hee’z a Whiz, that one.

That gouda gotten really ugly, given that she didn’t have parmesan to be up there.

Moved.

If you don’t get the difference between punching up and punching down I don’t know what to tell you.

You wouldn’t, but an intelligent person would because it’s the richest country in the world and one of the most business-friendly.

Facebook is not a monopoly. You can log off Facebook tomorrow if you want and never return.