Oh, well then I apologize for my rampant anti-Semitism.

If you thought you liked Kinja’s UI, this new one will FUCK YOU IN THE SKULL!

Right. Which is exactly why they won’t flip to support the impeachment of a President as widely supported among their base as this asshole. They’ll get their asses primaried.

This is all a moat point.

Outstanding. 

I think he knows what a two-door car is, thank you very much.  It’s the kind of car you keep chickens in.

I’ve been waiting much longer than that for the death panels to execute my father for his high blood pressure and cardiovascular disease.

I can confirm he did not.

That really put the “dreaded” in “Dreaded Real Admiral.”

Hee’z a Whiz, that one.

That gouda gotten really ugly, given that she didn’t have parmesan to be up there.

Moved.

If you don’t get the difference between punching up and punching down I don’t know what to tell you.

You wouldn’t, but an intelligent person would because it’s the richest country in the world and one of the most business-friendly.

Facebook is not a monopoly. You can log off Facebook tomorrow if you want and never return.

I’m past wait for video and into, “Maybe if it’s on HBO and I’m too high to remember how much I hate this fucking guy.”

Neither does breaking up Facebook.

Don’t be racist, sexist, ableist, or trans/homophobic. That’s pretty much the list. If you can’t make people laugh without being any of those things, maybe the problem isn’t the culture that surrounds you?

Fair.

Yeah, it’s such a shame that the telecommunications industry no longer exists since Ma Bell got broken up. And it’s an even bigger shame that there is no longer any oil and gas in America after Standard Oil got broken up.