Most gun owners want reform, but when they hear someone who is completely ignorant about guns make sweeping and uninformed statements, or pushing policies that would frankly be too restrictive or completely ineffectual, it drives them to their corners.

Whale’s vagina.

Which makes even less sense when you consider that those franchises seem to be:

Hey look, CHAIRMAN firstoff (russia much?) denies the STATISTICAL TRUTH that is the 0% murder rate in Burnt Corn.

Pattinson will be fine. Excellent choice.

Pance?

They want to ban tactical nuclear weapons, but HAVE THEY EVER EVEN DEPLOYED ONE?!

Thanks! Judging by the first six words of your comment, it looks like we have something in common!

Hey, thanks!  Backhanded compliments are STILL COMPLIMENTS, DAMNIT!

Now you’re talking like a true FREEDOM-LOVING PATRIOT.

That’s because the cities are overrun with DEMOCRAT PARTIES. DEMOCRATS love to destroy our cities with their non-GMO soy minorities and their “voting drives.”

I’m pretty sure he likes his flakes “frosted,” IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN.

“What’s wrong with milk and toast? That’s my daily breakfast!”

Exactly!

I hope Varadkar and Barrett eat nothing but bananas for lunch.  Just banana after banana, with an occasional sloppy sip of milk.

I looked at their agenda, and the closest they come to addressing global warming is this:

What an embarrassment the NYT has become. I cannot fathom how they not only continue to employ him, but lie to defend him. 

I’m on the young side of Gen X. When this story went viral a couple of days ago I googled “what is tik tok.” I read some long thing on Vox or some other site like that and I still have no idea what it is.

A TikTok is NEVER: The glock.
A TikTok IS:  Just some nuts and a cock.