What no one notes is that immediately prior to that moment, Trump was talking about a migrant caravan heading north, and he said of border patrol agents, “Don’t forget, we don’t let them and we can’t let them use weapons. Other countries do. We can’t. I would never do that.”

I hope Zamunda has more forgiving tax laws.

I’m not sure Sylvester even knew. 

Truly we should all be telepathically asking the invisible man in the sky to make people with killing machines not use those machines for actual killing.

They can’t understand globalization.

“Awww, man!”

I am not seeing this price.  It shows as $23.49

I am not seeing this price.  It shows as $23.49

You know who else has no billionaire donors in this election cycle?

There’s absolutely no chance that Trump is referring to anything but the official U3 rate, though.  Partly because there’s absolutely no chance that Trump has any idea that there are multiple unemployment measurements.

Trump did achieve unity, though.

The unemployment rate is notoriously bad at indicating the health of an economy*. Sure, it’s not completely irrelevant, but it does fail in the ways that you mention, and it doesn’t account for underemployment, part-time employment, low wages, etc.

Black, Hispanic and Asian Unemployment is the lowest (BEST)

I think of my middle Funklet, who once complained to me about people eating all of the brownies in the house with a giant smudge of chocolate on his face.

Perhaps a third last-minute change is the charm?

Fuck right off with this nonsense. 

Thank you, Jack. This bears repeating over and over and over and over. 

Well, if some rando Tweeted it, it must be true.

Feckless. 

But uncle Jim Bob likes to go deer hunting, so it’s a fair trade.