The Florida of the West.

Holy shit, I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a lead photo that spoke the message of the headline as much as this one.

Thank you, but please don’t feel the need to apologize for that even in the slightest.

He already is.

This?

Chris PISS got dissed at his bris cause he looked like a Miss!!!!

I have no Twitter account because I’m trying to not want to kill myself.

He does alliteration too, perhaps even more, and he’s completely lacking in creativity, so “Crazy Chris” would be my odds-on favorite. 

How do I volunteer for Wayward Pines?

The Alt-Wright Brothers. 

“Fiennes is probably based on Walter Freeman II...”

A good Cock is hard to find. 

Go for the newsboy hat. Classic, not too common but not too uncommon, and it would probably look good on you.

Go for the newsboy hat. Classic, not too common but not too uncommon, and it would probably look good on you.

I like to think I’m number six, err,  five.

Best of luck, Nick. You’ve educated me more on Indigenous issues than anyone else ever has in my 40+ years on this Earth. 

Communism is not the only alternative to Corporatocracy.

It’d be nice to make the ruling class fear us again, but it seems that collectively we don’t know what the fuck we’re doing.

“The woman in the ad, identified only as Marcy, says that she has private insurance that she wants to keep, because ‘my husband and I worked for over 30 years, I feel we earned that benefit.’”

Did he just see an alien spaceship?