I hope you feel better for getting that off of your chest you fucking freak.

Also notable is that IMF Bentham is based in Australia, for what it’s worth. (A foreign company profiting off of legal action against American companies seems pretty noteworthy to me, anyways.)

It’s important to also note that these appear to be miniature marshmallows. Like, the kind you put in a hot chocolate, as opposed to jumbo marshmallows, which are for roasting. On a fucking stick.  Because it would still be incredibly stupid to try to roast a giant marshmallow with your hand.  But no, he’s trying to…

I know, I was just playing along. (Poorly, of course.)

Sweet, thanks! We’re in NH, so not too far away.

I know. It’s an obscure old-Gawker Ashley Feinberg reference.

We’re making sure they’ll be extinct before they have the chance. 

George Thorogood is George Thorogood.

Yeah, I tend to think of it that way, for the most part. I like to use the Kennedy/Nixon debates as an example. Radio listeners polled that Nixon won. TV viewers polled said that Kennedy won.

those are digimon

Yep!  It’s not a huge menu, but they use GF soy sauce, and my daughter has had multiple different items there with no issues whatsoever, and she’s super-sensitive to cross-contamination.

I mean, we can very easily re-word what I quoted from Paul if we’re very selective with our words:

Not perfectly, for sure, but you can certainly try, and you can certainly do so with some accuracy.

Just hours after threatening Iran with “obliteration for having accused him of being “afflicted with mental retardation,”

But 3 of you hate the Indian place so much that instead of going there, they decide to not eat at all, or to eat at KFC.

This argument should have been settled in 2016, when a former secretary of state, U.S. senator, and first lady lost a presidential election to a man with no political experience who’d been a punchline for decades.

I think there are more Splinter articles about The View than there are View viewers.

Where else in life can you seriously use this logic?

Yeah, he’d be quite the proud papa.

I love the Chipotle burrito bowl, and I love that Chipotle only donates to Democrats.