Before I deleted all of my social media last year, I posted the following picture of Our Glorious Rightful Executive with a simple, snarky, “Happy Father’s Day to all of you great dads out there!”

Bunch of participation trophy-having, system-abusing, freeloading, special snowflake Republicans.

This is brilliant.  Just put him in a room with Adam Lambert and Ben Roethlisberger and tell him he’s in England.

“SHORT LOSER Sadiq Khan is a terrible mayor who is shaped like a tiny mushroom and only stands tall for his daughter.”

I mean, we can play the “Could you imagine if Obama...” game multiple times daily anymore, and I’m genuinely curious if anyone has had that conversation with a Republican friend? How would they even respond to that? Fox News covered the extremely scandalous tan suit for days, and here is Trump calling a major foreign…

The President of the United States just called the Mayor of London a “stone cold loser” and then made fun of his height, and this will receive virtually no attention because something like that is so commonplace that it is no longer newsworthy.

He wouldn’t have “allowed” her to be in the movie in the first place.

I know that they do, although it’s generally pretty lopsided towards the GOP.

Oh, and Isom grabbed over $7 million in total compensation.

$1.4 billion in net profits in 2018. 

We already knew the answer to that.

Almost everything wrong can be traced back to that fucking administration.

I’m pretty sure he meant disaster/smash regarding the quality of the finished product. In other words, Production disasters are usually really good or really bad movies, and somehow Cleopatra was both. A bad movie that made a boatload of money but also lost money that was boring yet beautiful and didn’t fit at all…

I’m sorry, Mr. Davis, but you clearly don’t understand. CHINA is paying these tariffs. 

My first thought was, “Does he think that US companies will alter their entire supply chain rather than pass along a 5% increase in COGS to their consumers?” But then I immediately realized that there is no possible way that a thought that is that complicated - i.e. one most high school students could have - has ever…

Again, I was replying to your sweeping generalization.  The one that I quoted. 

I’m not talking about this election. You made a sweeping generalization, and that’s what I replied to. 

If the only alternative is an anti-abortion Republican, how can you even pretend to care about LGBT rights, income inequality, voter suppression, torture, racism, etc etc ad infinitum?

“Anyone who says “vote blue no matter who” simply does not care about people who might want or need an abortion.”

I don’t buy that, to be honest. Say what you will about Ted Cruz - He’s one of the biggest pieces of shit on the planet - but he always struck me as the actual principled Tea Party wackjob, not the fake “I’m exploiting the small government weirdos while plotting corporate malfeasance” McConnell-esque asshole.