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Quasar Funk
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Yep.

I think what he is tasting is all the leftover war in his moustache.

Well, I wouldn’t really support weekend furloughs for anyone, to be honest.

You don’t draw lines. Yes, even serial killers and sexual predators should be treated with basic human dignity. Until we develop the technology to determine with 100% certainty both guilt and sanity, which is obviously impossible, all prisoners should be treated this way. Once you start drawing lines for certain

Sophie definitely didn’t intend anything nefarious here, but’s it’s still a really, really bad look. 

We talk a lot about the quality and cost of US healthcare compared to the rest of the developed world, but this is just as important, if not more so.

Yeah, same. I was actually considering changing fields. Republicans aren’t very bright, and I could take their money for my “Freedom Eagle Jesus Bible Study Gun Club” that donates primarily to Planned Parenthood and the UNCF.

The endgame is nothing more than continued profits for Halliburton, Boeing, GE, Lockheed Martin, Raytheon, Northrup Grumman, BAE, United Technologies, Harris, L-3, General Dynamics, Dyncorp, General Atomics, Leonardo DRS, Cobham, Cubic Corp., Sierra Nevada, SAIC, Honeywell, Leidos, Huntinton Ingalls, and about a

That’s a lot of forks and knives!

lol

Ohhhh, yeah, FrankenFrodo is the good stuff.

I think if they really wanted to get him into Congress they’d just drop a bunch of white plastic marbles in the center of the floor and let him go for it.

You joke, but if he’s not careful he’s going to get a stern talking to!  Boy howdy!

I freaking loved Party Down.  Great show.

Haha, yeah, I’m right there with you. I just turned 41 and the most fun I have on a Friday night is when my wife falls asleep early on the couch and I sneak a giant bowl of ice cream and watch TV shows that she doesn’t like.

I don’t know, it’s not binary though. You don’t go from “young” to “middle aged.” I have no idea what to call it. 30-something? Just...an adult?

Linda Cardellini is 43, not 48, but I don’t know, I’d probably call it 45-60 maybe? Something like that?

I’m sorry, I’m just freaking out over here at reading the star of Freaks and Geeks described repeatedly as “middle-aged.”

Yes, in this deeply corny joke, Barr was the no-show chicken, and Cohen proceeded to munch on it.

He looks like James Earl Jones ate Lewis Black.