Fuck.

lol, how brave of him.

Of course they will. God Guns and Abortion.

I think this quote is saying that they literally worship guns?

Yep, that’s why I link the source. So you can tell that it’s not from Mad Magazine.

“It is not the time to hold the safety of women as a bargaining chip against infringements on religious liberty or weakening of the Second Amendment,” said Rep. Carol Miller, R-W.Va. on the floor Wednesday.

The other day it was tuna casserole, now it’s cheesy mashed potatoes (aka pierogi guts).

The latest GOP talking point is that big scary drug-dealing puppy-raping baby-murderers can sneak into the country and mutter the magic word “asylum” whilst waving their wand, which puts a force field around them that can’t be penetrated by law enforcement and can only be removed years later by the liberal-controlled l…

That’s when he decides to tackle his first foe: regulators.

Only the black labs, though.

I’m hell-bent on marrying Jennifer Lawrence and inventing time travel.

Were the business owners arrested?

Just once I want to be the party of Bugs Bunny instead of Daffy Duck.

Eh, it’s over. 7/4/1776 - 11/9/2016.

lol

Or he’s actually not under audit, and Neal is going to catch him in another obvious lie.

I mean, in this quote:

Not that I would expect Cam Ward to come up with a big save.